Quotable Quotes

Whenever Brantley needs to do some business in the bathroom, he has to practically strip. Today, he's half naked about to walk through Grandma's house and and I stop him and tell him to put his underwear on. He messes around, and I, already being a little irritated with other things, say "Put your underwear on before I spank your bare bottom." He says to me "I don't have a 'bear' bottom. I have a people bottom." Smarty pants.