Seriously...This is just not right.

Brantley's new shoes came today. When I pulled them out of the box, I thought there is no way he can wear these. They have to be too big, which is fine because he could grow into them. I was able to fully insert my foot into said shoe. Granted, they were snug, but I could walk around the house in them. Brantley does have growing room in them, but c'mon. Why can't my waistline be as freakishly small as my feet?